Peak Leaf Management

Fall Kitty

One small supervisor. Several thousand leaves.

Fall Kitty

The Long Shift

Every morning, Fall Kitty reports to the fence with a hot cup and no measurable urgency. The maples do the throwing. The wind handles distribution. Kitty watches each leaf reach the grass, then quietly classifies the result as seasonal progress. By noon, the cup is lighter, the yard is heavier, and the cabin remains exactly where it was. This is considered sufficient because nobody has filed a competing autumn policy.

  • Morning Post

    Fence checked. Cup level acceptable. First maple already overachieving.

  • Noon Procedure

    Rotate toward sunlight. Ignore rake. Continue visual supervision.

  • Evening Rule

    Leave one perfect pile untouched for tomorrow's inspection.

Core Duties

Rake Delegated. · Mug Guarded. · Leaf Pile Occupied.

Autumn ends. The mug remains.